May 2013
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i look best when i have a migraine because i achieve great tousled hair and a smolder in my eyes
makotoneggy:
makotoneggy:
yamada yiffumi
thank you lord jesus
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kyleehenke:
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Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
wow you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences
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Watchsexualfavours:
i cannot believe this happened on UK tv
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teardrop tattoos are funny because some people thinks that just means they’re hardcore emo while it likely means that they’ve killed a man
emo to the max
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meladoodle:
meladoodle:
when boys smile, i die
oh…
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i can’t stop laughing fuck
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matturday:
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
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semen-of-satan replied to your post: GODO GOD THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO GET NOTES
Why the hell not
it’s a potentially drama eliciting post and i can’t deal with confrontation
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sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
*starts crying* why is every dangan ronpa character attractive
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GODO GOD THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GET NOTES
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when news of tragedy and the way their community supports the victims afterwards reaches tumblr i just feel pretty uncomfortable when it just gets flooded by stupid gifs and MY FEELS!!!!
like these are real people they have suffered real losses and they shouldn’t be fueling your desire for sad posts don’t trivialize this with an I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION gif
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cdrepresume:
alexdayhasmywhale:
The only thing worse than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are already friends with each other.
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my mom bought 6 bags of cookies and told my brother he could only eat on a day, and if he broke that rule, she’d throw everything out. let’s see how long it takes i’m betting 3 days
stridork:
i’m pretty sure michael cera and jesse eisenberg are the same person in two seperate yet almost identical vessels
machinationsofanenigma:
HEY KAZUO WHAT AM I NOW?
UHH STUPID?
NO I’M THE XBOX ONE!
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?
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i almost licked the blade end of a knife to get some food off of it
blusherlock:
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
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vriskasache:
i can’t get over the fact that byakuya togami’s planned execution starts with him falling into a giant trashcan just like this brat
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disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
itsvondell:
xbox one charging a fee if it thinks your friends are annoying-looking
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kriemhild-gretchen:
it’s funny how madoka thinks her pink ribbons are too flashy like girl your hair is fucking pink
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