December 2011
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how to irl troll homestucks
a-certain-level-5-hamsteak:
nicoception:
zzazu:
pootsy:
I’m flashing back to ‘nam
xD oh yes
rjnblj reorvnlskdgvnles
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November 2011
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When my favorite character dies
Need a laugh? Click here
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Let's tell a homestuck one.
thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:
John invited his father over for dinner. During the meal, his father couldn’t help noticing how handsome John’s roommate, Dave, was. He had long been suspicious of Johns’ sexual orientation and this only made him more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, he started to wonder if there was more between John and Dave than met the...
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seer-of-tumblr:
colorfulrussianfireworks:
chandeluresinitaly:
colorfulrussianfireworks:
Poor Dave.
His favorite blogger doesn’t even follow him.
Homestuck fans
just
watch omg
Vicki i dedicated this to you remember
the face
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always-b-striding:
donotcallmekarkles:
MAKE IT HURT, STRIDER.
I WANT IT SO DEEP INSIDE ME.
THE SHARD, THAT IS.
MY SKULL, THAT IS.
i’ll make sure that my monstrous girth will invade every inch of you.
referring to this piece of glass, of course, as it slides suggestively into your brain.
you will most definitely be screaming.
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gold / silver sprite comparisons
ohhellothereitsally:
watermelectrode:
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plushrumpninja:
zilleniose:
or like
what if
Jake only had one pair of shorts before his guardian left
and he was just this super fat kid
but as he got older he got skinnier
and taller
and he’s just wearing the same shorts
because he has no other pants
I feel like I should get Sarah McLachlan to sing something in the background here
jesus fucking christ
chOKING
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derpes:
sincopation:
i want hot sex on a nice secluded beach
i want to do it on a kid’s sandcastle and i’ll hold eye contact with him and watch the tears stroll down his face and innocence drain from his eyes
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most common usuk moments
i-am-canada:
britons:
rianka:
a-raccoon:
IT’S BEAUTIFUL
I HAVE ARRIVED SIR WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM
((“i’m calling the police”))
are you guys taking notes on why this is the best ship ever
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fungii:
caravanwithoutwheels:
fungii:
the only reason i want to improve my drawings is so i can be a smug shit over the people i don’t like oops bad reasons
Hey now
spite is like the greatest motivator there is
i dunno man everyone else seems to have these great and inspirational reasons like i want to make people smile i want to be inspiring i want to tell my story and i’m just like
i...
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Black Friday means blackrom pickup lines. Gimme... →
pantskit:
aradiatime:
turntechcollegekid:
nessunsegno:
[ YES GOOD PLEASE GO ]
not sure what this is but cq makes it sound fun
why not
its just pickup lines
i already have a kismesis but sure
>:?
I still don’t have a kismesis yet…….
pleasepleaseplease
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heirofpranks:
spritebutt:
macar0nicheese:
gllt:
FUCK
OMG
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plushrumpninja:
headcanon hacker skills for mom lalonde
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I was so stupid last year
– Me every year (via johnswift)
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