March 2012
- comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
- fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
- comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
- fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
- comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
- fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
- Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
- comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
- Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
February 2012
What if Dante gets really into it and becomes a hardcore fan AND COSPLAYS HIMSELF
- Homestuck fandom: WE'RE NOT READY FOR THIS
- Andrew Hussie: I'M NOT READY FOR THIS
- Dante Basco: lol ahaha look at this kid, he doesn't have any arms. Where'd his arms go? hahaha
IF YOU TILT YOUR HEAD GAMZEE’S SYMBOL KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A DUDE KNEELING WITH HIS BUTT IN GAMZEE’S FACE
god how plastered do you even have to be to notice that
oh my gdodioghufgfs
last year we had a supply teacher and somebody said “sir are you a virgin” and he wouldn’t reply so everyone kept shouting out “sir you’re a virgin aren’t you you’re a virgin” but then he walked over to the boy who started it, leaned right into his face, looked him dead in the eyes and said
i think your mother knows the answer to that question
- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think you're clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
annie r u ok,
r u ok annie,
annie r u ok,
r u ok annie.
uve bn ht by,
uve bn strk by,
a smuth krmnul
Listen
my sister downloaded this thing on her ipod that lets her autotune her voice to twinkle twinkle little star
she made….this with it.
I’M LITERALLY DYING
i’ve listened to this five times in a row i can’t not reblog this now
GOD BLESS THE INTERNET
Duuuuude
UFKC
I AM IN TEARS
what’s going on
I’M ACRYIAGON
Chocolate Rain Original Song by Tay Zonday
my mother is yelling at me because of my laughter
dead
Best out of all the chocolate bird posts.
oH my GHOD
OK BEST ONE
