- comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
- fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
- comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
- fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
- comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
- fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
- Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
- comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
- Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
What if Dante gets really into it and becomes a hardcore fan AND COSPLAYS HIMSELF
- Homestuck fandom: WE'RE NOT READY FOR THIS
- Andrew Hussie: I'M NOT READY FOR THIS
- Dante Basco: lol ahaha look at this kid, he doesn't have any arms. Where'd his arms go? hahaha
last year we had a supply teacher and somebody said “sir are you a virgin” and he wouldn’t reply so everyone kept shouting out “sir you’re a virgin aren’t you you’re a virgin” but then he walked over to the boy who started it, leaned right into his face, looked him dead in the eyes and said
i think your mother knows the answer to that question
- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think you're clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
annie r u ok,
r u ok annie,
annie r u ok,
r u ok annie.
uve bn ht by,
uve bn strk by,
a smuth krmnul