May 2012
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fungii:
wow he’s such a minor character i’m sure nothing bad will happen to him at all
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fungii:
remember how happy you were to see hughes again in the movie
and then he was a nazi
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April 2012
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Watchewereka:
idiothair:
konekosilvertail:
c-c-chuck:
time-traveling-unicorns:
megamulk:
criminalxintent:
beejabbers:
ailurusred: lnterrupted: videohall:
Drunk Man Tries Walking Up Hill.
oh my gosh.
omgomgomgolfjdklfdklklf THE MUSIC
WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT I VFGKLDFGJFDL
CRYING
LMAO OH GOD THAT MUSIC IS SO INAPPROPRIATE BUT IT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER XD
THE FUCKING...
if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
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joshishollywood:
God how fucking perfect would it be if they managed to bring the two deceased members of The Beatles back to life with amazing and inarguably ethical science and both of them are happy to be alive and nobody declares it an abomination. Everyone is happy. Their families are ecstatic, they are the chosen two for a modern miracle and the resulting joy of Paul and Ringo’s old...
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Watchpapermariofandom:
this is still one of my favorite videos on the entire internet
dear god
calmgiant:
cumguzzling-gutterslut:
joydivsion:
how do i boyfriend when ugly
Well, learning to speak proper fucking English is always a nice start…
Yes, cumguzzling-gutterslut, this point seems quite valid coming from you.
rocketfists:
hideway:
wait
why DO they call it 9GAG
that never made any sense.
It’s a German website, and nein is German for no. There are no gags. No jokes. Only sorrow.
oncelerstuck:
oncelerstuck:
oncelerstuck:
sometimes i fucking love being alive
i read that as anime and i was like “same”
wait a minute this was me
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oops i flipped karkat's eyes and mouth around
buttnugget-mcgee:
buttnugget-mcgee:
he looks more stoned than gamzee
“Karkat Are You Ok”
“IM PERFECTYL FIEN KANYANYA”
“I Told You Not To Go Out Drinking Dave”
“SOLX U OK”
“OH FUKC I HERD I HONL”
“HWO THE FUCK DO I RAED”
“OM I WONKING ROGHT”
“GOOD NOGHT SWET PRINCE”
can i just bring this back
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sparklewench:
editorial design antics, pt. 2
this looks like a normal magazine spread right
well
if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle
no one noticed
and they actually published it
now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault
oh my god am i a horrible...
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godheadcomplex:
the year is 2052. identifying as a heterosexual cisgendered white male is now a federal offense punishable by death. we did it, little social justice bloggers. we did it
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beanling:
pyrates:
my headcanon is that dave has really nice legs and john tricks him into shaving them he tells dave he’ll give him twenty bucks and then doesn’t and it’s fucking summer in texas (john is staying with dave) so dave ends up having to wear shorts anyway and he’s walking around the apartment with these smooth shiny legs and bro sees it and laughs his ass off
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pyrates:
as soon as homestuck updates it’s a race to post the first depressing photoset
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Watchadrimnzr:
TG: hot xxx egbert action here
EB: fuck you, dave.
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devil-fucking-dickens:
no seriously how has he survived this long
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needlesslydefiantwithtea:
dragonindrag:
misspumpkiin:
moriatea:
“don’t make people into heroes, john”
“heroes don’t exist,”
“and if they did,”
“i wouldn’t be one of them.”
AHSJKDLSJD I LOVE DAVE SO MUH HELP„„„„
homestuck no
no you cant be really fucking irrelevant and full of shit then try to feel dave feelings at me
NOIPE
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMIN G WITH FEELS
ddave bby...
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pancakestein:
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kyleehenke:
fishle:
diners, drive-ins, and
dives
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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nintendofunclub:
Ladies and Gentlemen
You need to stop with these jokes about young Cory Baxter.
Yes, Cory lived in the white house with his father
Yes, Cory was in fact IN the house.
However Cory did not escape the white house before the gathering of the juggalos happened.
No, young Cory died in the white house.
That theme song is his last will and testament.
The line “Mr President you...
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seerofsarcasm:
zoosmellcocklord:
ANDREW
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Something I realized about the recent updates
striderprovider:
wunderscheisse:
saywhiplash:
miles5280s:
Dirk describes the ICP Presidency as having started from the 2024 election, and then describes “several grueling terms of their presidency”. Assuming he means a minimum of three by “several”, that would put their duel with alpha-Dave at 2036 at the earliest.
But from this page, we know that alpha-Dave landed around the year 1980.
...
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Watchjoshishollywood:
This song is ruining my life
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has anyone ever really thought about how freaking awesome that different languages are so different
not even the words, the timbre of each language is unique
but the best thing is you can portray emotion so well in every single one of them
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