June 2012
3 tags
when they meet
Dirk: In my universe you fought against the apocalypse and you made movies based upon comics you wrote.
Dave: in my universe you ran a website for puppet smut
Dirk:
Dave:
Dirk:
Dave:
Dirk:
2 tags
4 tags
wuz gon happen now
miraculoustang:
4 tags
4 tags
sugoihime:
this is all i got
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
galaxy-hearts:
captivatingconqueror:
gloctorwho:
this is still funny to me oh my god
THE JONAS BROTHERS
WILL NEVER NOT AMUSE ME
oh wow this even got a laugh out of me
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
gaymzee:
well. this internet isnt going to offend itself
5 tags
1 tag
3 tags
1 tag
teletubbiesmpreg:
1 tag
3 tags
necronomicocks:
the only real dead thing in this update is uu’s fashion sense
2 tags
1 tag
lbenanti:
today in english someone asked who the toucan in the lion king is in terms of hamlet (w/e w/e that’s not relevant)
and so the whole class got into a debate about the fact it’s not a toucan but no one could remember what kind of bird it was and they were all like ‘some african bird’ and my english lecturer was naming african birds and it was getting really tense
and then i just...
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
Now that I’m 15 I can pick on all the 14 year olds
1 tag
nepeter:
“Rape is just another form of sex, come on, it’s not worthy a penalty!”
NOPE
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE NOPEN OEPENO EPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
YES IM FINALLY OUTTA HERE
FRESH AIR
1 tag
cairne:
GIRL.
YOU THERE, GIRL.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUT ANIME ME.
WHEN
I
AM
ALREADY
2 tags
4 tags
3 tags
2 tags
princekind:
Oh my god but look at Dirk
and then look at Sawtooth and Squarewave
they’re just like
“white people”
3 tags
2 tags
teletubbiesmpreg:
give me the update
nO I DON’T WANT THAT
2 tags
reidobiwa:
so i guess
lil’ sebastian
is now
under the sea?
3 tags
4 tags
yoccu:
WOW I AM ALARMINGLY GAY
brinydeep:
homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos
but who’s really missing out here
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
dirkitty:
I’m bringing the panty to you
sh4ne:
paceboy:
sh4ne:
caraknightley:
nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store
Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store……..
shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it
maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve...
2 tags
ihopetarrlok:
ihopetarrlok:
I hope Tarrlok explodes.
Remember when
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
tifannilly:
mrcbieber:
ryanbutler:
is there a limit to wanting to fuck someone or :(
rejivdfsjoviodfsviofovdfsohvhosovi
OH GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
fuck i remember this
2 tags
richwhitelesbian:
teapayne:
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
2 tags
snoipahkat:
can we also realize that mako is fuC KING STUPID WHEN NOATOK IS RUNNING AWAY IN THE WATER /HE FIREBENDS AT HIM/ /YOU IMMENSE dUMBASS YOU CAN SHOOT LIGHTNING OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN HANDS/