B-baka, don't hover there!

i have this short sleeved hoodie that looks fantastic when i’m only wearing a bra so i guess i can never wear it at max attractiveness in public

eugh that’s horrid

one of them was wearing a shirt that said ‘buy this man a beer!’ while drinking a watermelon flavored arizona drink i laughed at that

this morning i had to run a few blocks to get to another bus stop because a truck decided to park right in front of the one i usually wait at

and then on the bus these 3 guys sitting across from me kept staring at this girl and making comments and when she got up at her stop they stared straight at her ass and legs

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

ahouji:

sEEINg osmoene who types lik e htis all the time suddenly typing in perfect syntax is more frightening than putting an egg in a microwave and hoping it doesnt explode (it will) 

vincent-the-sheep:

I DONT FUCKINGH

REMEMBER THIS SPRITE

horse-ebook:

i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’ 

and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url

so i googled naked horse

horses are always naked

im so stupid i hate myself