B-baka, don't hover there!

a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

penishole:

I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets

chiakinanammi:

i went to the craft store today and someone had spilled pink paint and there were like smears and handprints leading down the aisle in hot pink and i fucKING SCREAMED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE AND ONE OF THE MANAGERS RAN UP LIKE “ARE YOU OK” AND I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THAT I THOUGHT SOMEONE HAD DIED SO I JUST SAID “YEAH” AND RAN OUT OF THE STORE